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Fun competiton: Best joke!

Hey guys,

This is our 2nd fun competition where you have to make the best joke!! Make us laugh and win some coins! But try and keep it short :D

Inappropriate jokes (sexual, racism etc) won't be approved and will be warned...or more.

We just want a bit of good old jokes, lets see who makes the best ones! One joke per one person!

 

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Also we add another little prize for the best joke based on Curve Fever!! (no insults guys) You can include memes if you want :DD

Competition starts now and it finishes on 11th of November at 23:59.

Looking for your funny side!

The Curve Fever staff team

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tea is a speed pro

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My name is Jeff.

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nayenda wrote:

tea is a speed pro

xDD

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I will win that contest!

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nayenda wrote:

tea is a speed pro

This would be funny if it wasnt true :/

What doesnt kill you makes you stronger.

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#Xiyo

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Hhahahahahaha alan

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Tranquility. wrote:

uh eh k Alan. </3

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Your mama is so fat that she is banned from thin only games

 

 

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:'DDD

What doesnt kill you makes you stronger.

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not based on curve fever but..

 

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor.

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Oh maaa god volplex you put me into this oh nooo

So idk if this is joke idk if you're gonna find this funny it just really depends how high you are. Teaa I hope you're high when you read this (fingers crossed hehe).

imma tell you dis bimbo joke I heard exactly 3 years to this date <3

There was dis bimbo, redhead and some brunette alan would find hot

This priest be like "yo homies this holy water so good you'll be forgiven if you drink it. No srsly go do the worst thing right now and come back to me. Yolo"

So this redhead so stupid because obv she's a redhead. She does something stupid like steal rocks from the park idk. She's crazy.

Priest be like "oh my child of the devil....wtf did you do. Eww don't touch me too"

She be like "omg father I stole rocks from the park. I feel like such a bad girl. Am I going to hell?"

priest don't give a rock ofc but he give her the holy water and "yer forgiven"

Next up is brunette and she IDK SHE RAN OVER MY CAT LUCKY

So she say to priest "yo daddy I ran over a cat do your ting then"

so he does his ting with holy water and she's forgiven

oh my god then the priest asks what the bimbo did and she nervously says 

I PEED IN THE HOLY WATER......

 

:)

 

I have a lot more bimbo jokes too ya know

ps volpex ain't nobody talking to themselves 

 

 

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Alan is the best mod!!!

FUCK YOU ALL

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Alliance wrote:

Alan is the best mod!!!

Awwww ty <3

 

 

....wait a minute

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the idiot's house

.....

 

* knock knock*

Alan: who's there?

Chicken

 

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Funny, I just had chicken for dinner.

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Alan ate the chicken...

How cruel :c

Rip chicken :*

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Curve fever doesn't lag at all.

Hala Madrid.

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I was thinking of a joke, but when I was thinking, I thought to myself, if I am thinking of thinking, than I am not actually thinking, ´cause the thinking of thinking, is just a a thoughtless thought, than I am just imagining that I am thinking of thoughts, that I am thinking in my toughts of other thoughts, that should mean that I am actually just thinking of thinking of thoughts that are thinking what I am thinking! Dont you think?

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So a frog was stuck in a well for his whole life when he finally gets out he hops through the woods, the first two animals he sees is a bear chasing a rabbit, so he decides to grant the each 3 wishes.

The bear immediatly says, "I wish every bear it the forest was female exept me"

The rabbit says "I wish I had a crash helmet"

Then the bear says "I wish every bear in the continant exept me was female"

The rabbit says "I wish I had a motarcycle"

The bear thinks, That rabbit is dumb he could have asked for money and gotten both of those things, he then says "I wish every bear in the whole world ecept me was female"

Finally the rabbit says "I wish the dumb bear behind me is gay' He then puts on his helmet, gets on his motercycle and drives away.

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Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.

Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.

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Dyslexic man walks into a bra. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day.

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Not really a joke, but I'm gonna make a chicken joke like Blomster did.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: BECAUSE HE FRICKING DID! WHY ARE YOU SO CURIOUS ABOUT A DAGUM ANIMAL CROSSING THE DAGUM ROAD? DO YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO KNOW WHY? WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD IN PEACE? 

WHY

DO

YOU

WANT

TO

KNOW

WHY

A

CHICKEN

CROSSES

THE

ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I CANNOT COMPREHEND WHY YOU'RE SO CURIOUS!

JESUS CHRIST!

so hard not to cuss :p

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Ok guys, I was walking down my street when I saw a guy wearing an eyepatch, I asked him how he got it but he told me to mind my own buisness. So to change the subject I asked him his name and he said Ian so I said with one eye or two. xD

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I love winter in Canada. This year, it was on a Friday :)

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Summer, I meant summer -_-

Now the whole thing's ruined xD

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Hello Fellas en fellatios!

I'm really moohed up and I need your honest advice :(

My girl behaves weird, when she gets a call while I'm around, she mumble and is very quiet....

If she got messages, she deletes it and won't let me have any acces on her phone... pretty weird....

Whenever she drives away she takes even a taxi, instead of her own car... weird, right?

One time when she came home in the evening I saw by chance that someone brought her to the door, while the taxi stopped at the end of the road...
I'm assuming now that there was someone else that gave her a ride? Right?

Everytime I ask her, she don't want to talk about it... I don't know why.

I came up with a genius idea:

My car was parked at the corner where the 'taxi' always dropped her. At first I wanted to sit in my car and hide, but whe would have discovered me if I would have done that...
So I decided to hide behind it, so the evening I was sitting behind my car I was waiting for her to come back. Then I noticed my right rear fender was starting to become rusty!!!!

Now my question: Should I replace the complete fender or simply sand the body smooth and paint it?

Thanks in advance :D :D :D 

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Tranquility. on 10 November, 2015 - 10:24

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Cool stuff you all have written !! :D

What doesnt kill you makes you stronger.

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This game has a very steep learning curve. It takes some fevered effort to be able to get a win at all.

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How do you drown a hipster?

 

In the mainstream.

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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off. 

no

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One thing to say:

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Me: Mommyyyy, how do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Cute mommy: I don't know
Me: Nobody knows

:-------) hope you get it

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Teacher: Little Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?
Little Johnny answered: Drin-king, smo-king and fuc-king.

This one never gets old. 

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Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

Some say Barcelona is the best team... some say Real Madrid is... 

 

but the best is FC Bayern München

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Why did Susie fall of the swing?

She had no arms.

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Not susie.

XD

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LOL XD

What doesnt kill you makes you stronger.

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Man: Doctor! Every time I go on the internet my temperature goes through the roof!

Doctor: I'm sorry to hear that, luckily for you I have the perfect way to curve that fever.

Man: Curve fever?

Doctor: Yes.

I'm so sorry for this bad joke.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying ?

- He neverlands.

... ok it sucks ^^

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pickley1 wrote:

Man: Doctor! Every time I go on the internet my temperature goes through the roof!

Doctor: I'm sorry to hear that, luckily for you I have the perfect way to curve that fever.

Man: Curve fever?

Doctor: Yes.

I'm so sorry for this bad joke.

At least you made the effort xD Nice try!

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Little john: Teacher, what does 'IDK' mean?

Teacher: I dont know

Little john: Omg, no one knows

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What if Cows just speak Curvefever Language and everything they say are curses.? 

Mooh!

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What is the difference between caviar and Michael Jackson? Cavier still comes on little crackers.

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