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why is a mushroom always happy?

 

because he is a fun-gi

#achtungdiekurve!

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An Englishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk in to a bar.

What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Clan: iSiS

i ask my friend how'd you get ur curves and she goes play curvefever 

 

 

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Weakest joke ever is on the bottom.

Why blonde woman put grass into the electrical outlet? because wants to be in contact with nature.

Regards. Kofix

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why did the potato did cross the street?

 

to run from Alan

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When your laptop dies and you didn't save your work that took forever..

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When my teacher is trying to encourage my class to keep on studying latin, by telling a story about her worldwide bartender past, and how being a latin teacher was way more fun..

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When someone says something so stupid, that you simply have no words for it

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When your favorite teacher yells at you

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When you tell yourself "only one more episode", but end up watching an entire season over night

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When the Olympic settings aren't near what the users suggested 

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Tranquility. on 10 November, 2015 - 19:59

    

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awh just noticed it has to be "based on cf", couldn't it just be jokes in general like most people have posted on here?xd

 

    

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It is jokes in general. But there is an extra thing for the best CF joke.

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MAN I can see Sundus REALLY going for it. WELL DONE. 

If the jokes were not curve fever-based I would have won :(

 

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My 2nd gif is dedicated to sam_puckett

CUZ LATIN FTW?

    

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A school boy needs to go to the toilet, he asks the teacher.

The teacher says only if you repeat the alphabet

The schoolboy says: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z...

The teacher then says "where's the P boy?"

"The pee is goin down my pants ma'am"

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Funniest Joke: (So Stupid it's funny) 

What do you call a shirt made of corn?

A "crop top" (o_o)''

That's a real ''corny'' joke ._.

 

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 Why do people who play curve fever always have a Cold?

Because they have a Fever!

(Get it Curve Fever??? Fever??? ugh this joke sucks)

 

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Clan: KKS7

How do you lure a bear with cheese?

- Camembert

(Say it right)

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Shadro wrote:

 Why do people who play curve fever always have a Cold?

Because they have a Fever!

(Get it Curve Fever??? Fever??? ugh this joke sucks)

 

 

but as they say urologists during the operation, let's put aside the egg ba

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Aaaaaand the winners aree.....

DataRogger for the best joke in general and Alfy for the best joke connected to Curve Fever!! Congratulations guys, you got your prize - 500 coins !

Thank you all for taking the part of this competition , you have written really funny things in here :)

See you at the next fun competition!

What doesnt kill you makes you stronger.

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Clan: cry

Alfy wrote:

Your mama is so fat that she is banned from thin only games

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Clan: cry

DataRogger wrote:

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off. 

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can't be real ... pls.... I bet tea wins for making the best joke

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Clan: Free

Teaa, you have a good sense of humour!

That's not a joke; that's sarcasm

 

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Patient: Doctor, Doctor! Please help me!

Doctor: What's wrong?

Patient: My butt has a crack in it!

So lame.....

Why can't blonds count to 70? 

Because 69's a mouthful. 

So not original......

Whatever, I think we should start voting now.  I choose pickley1's joke to be the winner. It's cheesy but for some reason it feels like it deserves to be the real winner of this competition. Do. Not. Disagree. >:-l

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